The awkward moment when you realize
NO ONE WANTS TO CATCH YOU
Bill Murray says
If you're not paying for it, you're not the customer. You're the product being sold.
Just say YES to saying NO to saying YES to DRUGS.
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.